Jess. 21. Long Island, New York.

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

(via gonorrheapizzeria)

fallingfood:

Falling Fries
awildhyzyappears:

oh right, THAT episode.
joshpeckofficiall:

this picture is so important

i truly genuinely feel sorry for all the people who try to talk to me and get disappointed and upset because i probably sound like i don’t want to talk to them when i actually just don’t know what to say I’M SORRY

(Source: piupiupiupie, via short-cats)

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